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You can find a nifty “How 2″ guide here.

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Girlfriend?

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If you have $139.99 lying around, why not pre-order this awesome replica of a Portal gun? I’m seriously finding it difficult to find reasons not to.
It lights up and everything!
Shipping starts in May. How long before it sells out?

Check out the product page here.

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David Simmons is a romantically slighted Brit, who found his fiancé having it on with his best friend.
Angry, dejected, and slightly unhinged, David posted a photo of his girlfriend’s car (that he bought) on Facebook, asking his friends what he should do with it.

The photo of the car was followed by this message:

To all of my facebook friends. You may have noticed on Monday my relationship status on my facebook page has returned to single. I would just like to take this moment to let you all know exactly how this came about. On Sunday I finished my shift at the Bakery 3 hours early and headed home intent on spending the afternoon with my beloved Fiance having a few glasses of wine and watching some junk on the TV. I stopped off at the supermarket grabbed a cheap bottle of wine and a £2.99 bunch of flowers for Cassie, (ya know being the old romantic that I am) and headed back home. As i approached my drive I noticed that my “best mate” Marcus pembrook’s motorcycle was parked at the side of my house. Not paying much attention to it i thought maybe he had forgot I was in work that day and had popped round to see his old mate dave.

Unfortunately as I opened my front door I was greeted by the sight of My ever faithful fiance Cassie performing an oral sex act on my good old mate Marcus, shocked at my sudden arrival they looked at me in complete and utter horror. Instead of going mental and throwing them out of my house with my key still in the front door I slowly stepped back out of the house re-locked the door, jumped back into my car, drove away in a calm orderly fashion and parked up just a few streets away. Shaking with anger and disgust my heart pounding through my chest I rang Cassies mobile phone and was met by her heartfelt appology and unconsolable regrets I knew this was the end of our relationship but I needed to know how long this had been going on for, so I told her if she told me the truth I could forgive her (I was lying of-course) she proceeded to tell me that her and my old mate marcus had been getting it on for the last 18 months while I have been at work. Bare in mind our son is now 7 months old so as you can understand this definately adds some doubt to the paternity of my child.

As I write this Cassie is round at her sisters, as I have kicked her ass to the curb for being a cheating lying piece of crap that I wish I had never had the displeasure of ever meeting. I have taken back every single item I have paid for in the last 5 years hair straightners, clothes, perfumes and her beloved pink ford KA you can all see in this picture that I paid £2,800 for a around 2 years ago. Instead of selling her car, I have decided I will leave it to my facebook friends to decide whether I should give it back to her or drive it to my local scrap yard and film it being destroyed and crushed into a cube with her belongings in it. No doubt her and my great friend have probabably used this car at some point to meet up and be the little cheating rats that they are.

( SO SHARE THIS PICTURE IF YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY HER PINK KA AND FILM IT! )

Thanks for reading, now I am going to get drunk.

… and share it his friends did. Currently it has been shared by 5,964 people and liked by 18,596 people – with no sign of slowing down. Note: That is after only 21 hours.

Could David have created the next meme? We’ll keep tracking it.

You can see and share David’s photo here.

* UPDATE *

Now shared by 15,353, and liked by 32,949 people

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Did I mention how much I love infographics?

I have object to the music and film choices though… because I love both – perhaps that’s because I’m a film and music geek… hmmm

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Check out this short film starring the awesomely heroic Brandon Routh (Superman, Scott Pilgrim).

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